In this bizarre episode, David woke up at 6:15 to stand on a train with someone's armpit in his face. Or sit in traffic that hasn't moved since the last administration.
Or wait for transit that says "delayed" like it's a personality trait.
He pays actual money to be uncomfortable for forty-five minutes so he can get to a job that doesn't pay enough. The coffee costs six dollars, the parking costs twenty, and his will to live is free — because it's gone.
Some people commute. Others participate in a daily extraction of their soul with a monthly pass. New words daily at 6 AM.
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