Today’s word is Fuckquaintance — that socially confusing human who has mistaken brief exposure for emotional access.
You know the type.
They met you once, maybe twice.
Now they’re waving too hard, oversharing too fast, and behaving like you’ve survived something together.
This is for anyone who has ever wanted to say:
“I know your face. I do not know your heart. Please relax.”
A fuckquaintance is not dangerous.
Just deeply committed to a friendship that exists mostly in their imagination.
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